Who's Tamara?

The latest transmission from our favorite delusional novelist, Daniel Moran, has finally cleared the spam filter. I almost didn't bother (he is, after all, a deeply laughable person) but the sheer, unhinged energy of this email was too pathetic to keep to myself.

Here is the "legal threat" he lobbed into the inbox:

Aware of the filth you sent to Tamara's school, and I have the full support of her family. Your fucking shiksa ass is going to court!

Naturally, he included a link to his "Daniel Rumanos Mysteries" blog, because even when he is threatening litigation, he is desperate for the clicks. It is a sad little digital landscape (wait, I shouldn't say landscape) it is a sad little corner of the internet where logic goes to die.

The Mystery of "Tamara"

The obvious question remains: Who on earth is Tamara? After checking in with a few others who have the misfortune of knowing his "work," the consensus is pretty grim. We are fairly certain Tamara is a total fabrication. A fantasy girl conjured from the depths of a sick, twisted, and profoundly unimaginative mind.

Imagine being so desperate for a nemesis that you invent a school, a family, and a victim just to feel like the protagonist in your own bargain-bin thriller. It would be tragic if it weren't so incredibly annoying.

Why This Matters (Or Doesn't)

• The Accusations: Vague "filth" sent to a fictional school?
• The Tone: Petty, aggressive, and predictably weird.
• The Reality: Just another day in the life of a man who can't distinguish his blog posts from his actual life.

He can keep typing his fantasies into the void. We will keep the receipts.

Would you like me to draft a public response to post on the "Daniel Rumanos" blog comments, or should we just keep this for the legal file?