An Open Letter to Daniel Moran: It’s Time to Stop Running

 

Art provided by a Fiverr artist doing this pro bono! 

Daniel John Moran III (aka Daniel Rumanos, Ron Mershon, Cat McKenzie, D.R. Gargoyle), this message is directly for you. You spend your days obsessively refreshing this blog, leaving smug comments, and pretending you are an "Intergalactic Agent" safe in a high-rise.

But we know the truth. You are a wanted man. You are 56 years old, unemployed, and walking down the side of the road in Essex because you have nowhere else to go. You are running from the consequences of your own actions.

The "Innocence" Delusion

You claim to be a victim. You claim your critics are "antisemites" or "trolls." You claim your admission to having a "12-year-old middle school cheerleader" girlfriend (as captured in the screenshot from The Student Room below) was just "philosophy" or "fiction."

If you are innocent, prove it.

Innocent men do not hide behind fake names like "Cat McKenzie." Innocent men do not flee from process servers. Innocent men go to court and clear their names.

If you truly believe that your obsession with "hebephilia" and your harassment of women is legal and misunderstood, then you should be eager to stand before a judge and explain it.

A Simple Proposal (Super Easy!)

We are making this very simple for you. You don't need a spaceship. You don't need a spell.

Turn yourself in.

You know the case number. You know the charges. You know the bench warrant exists.

Here is your step-by-step guide:

1. Walk up to the nearest Police Officer (there are plenty in Baltimore).
2. Tell them your legal name: Daniel John Moran III.
3. Mention the Case Number (we know you have it memorized).
4. Let them talk to you.
5. It’s that easy, Daniel!

Once the court date is set, we will be happy to meet you then. We will bring the screenshots. We will bring the victims. We will bring the truth.

Stop hiding in the comments section. Stop pretending to be a wizard. Be a man for the first time in your life and face the music.

We’ll see you in court.